Post by ethan collins on May 12, 2010 11:52:20 GMT -5
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Ethan Patrick Collins
[/b] and that I loathe ignorance, laziness , anyone who hurts my family, and hypocrisy [/b].Ethan Patrick Collins
Hullo, the name is Ethan, but I guess you could call me Ethan. I'm twenty-seven years old and currently making my way through life as alocal Londoner.
Everyone who knows me will be able to say that I'm impulsive, stubborn, fickle, and arrogant , but that I'm also prettyhard-working, courteous, entertaining, and honest. They'd warn you that I love all types of women, cars, good food, sports, and did I mention I like women?
Contrary to popular belief, I am not that self-centered to where I will share details with you about my life. But, just for you, I will spill a few secrets about me. I am a hard-working individual. I love women, all types of them well at least all the good looking ones. I can be prudish and piggish at times, but in all actuality, I am a pretty good guy to know. I am probably one of the most loyal people you’ll meet especially to family and friends. I am the type of person who strives to accomplish the goals he has set.
I love my two brothers and I would do anything for them. That is not just because we are blood related, that is only ninety percent of the reason, and the other ten percent resides in the fact that they are my best friends. Who else do we have besides family?
The only women I have ever said “I love you” to was to my mother. Love is a thing that I find hard to discover. People call me a player; I just figure that I am guarded. I don’t want to get hurt again so I like to have no strings attached to my relationships. I figure that I will find the one when the timing is right, but for right now I am having too much fun being single and having no commitments. It’s not like I am with a different woman every night. I change my underwear more times than I switch partners, instead of the other way around. I am not a whore, I just don’t like commitment.
I keep a lot of things to myself and I don’t open much up to people, except on rare occasions. I don’t rightly know why, nor do I really care. I figure, as with the whole “love thing” I will open up to the right person when the timing is right. But for right now, I enjoy being guarded. As for my current relationship status, I will say this: I enjoy a challenge and a little bit of competition never hurt anyone at all. And I sure am getting a challenge.
I am an intelligent and ambitious guy who will go after anything. But the funny thing is, I don’t really know what I want. The only constants in my life are my brothers, my Beagle Harley, and my business Rourke.
Hell. What else is there to say...? I'm the oldest child of Bradley and Jessica Collins and often people tell me I look like Ashton Kutcher, but I consider that to be a little farfetched, don't you think...?
I was born on March 17, 1982. If you do the math correctly, you will discover that I am twenty-seven years old. The oldest of three boys, a lot of responsibility has fallen upon me. My parents told me during my teenage years that I was the “experimental one” whatever bad action that occurred was not allowed for my younger brothers to try. Needless to say, the other two brothers were not very grateful for not being able to do much. But they were able to get away with a few good antics of their own.[/blockquote][/blockquote][/size]
Having my first “girlfriend” at the age of ten; I dated a few dozen girls between then and high school. Attending college at Columbia University in New York City, I majored in Business and Finance. During the holidays he would return home and visit with the family.
While in the States I had a serious girlfriend named Maya; the two of us were cared deeply for each other. Or so I thought. Returning to New York from the Winter Holiday in my junior year, I discovered that Maya and my good friend Clark had been having a fling during my absence. I broke off the relationship with Maya and Clark and I have not spoken to either of them since. Maya broke my heart, she knew intimate details about my life and when he discovered that their relationship was based on false pretenses, I decided to say “To Hell” with any type of serious relationship.
After graduating from Columbia and a year- long internship in New York, Ethan returned to London at the age of twenty-three. When my brothers decided to throw me a “Welcome Home” party; Brother Two, Archer and I went out on the town to celebrate. It was on this fateful night that I met Adriana Sheridan. At the end of the night Adriana and I went back to her place. I stayed the night. But this indiscretion had to be kept on the down low. It was neither a shameful act nor a shameful experience. It is just a matter that Adriana and Brother Two are good friends. I actually know he cares for Adriana deeply. I am not sure how he would react to the news. To say the least, if the news got out about our one night stand it would be a rough patch to get over. I love my brother, but for right now, I feel I need to keep this secret under wraps. Things are a little awkward between the Adriana and me. However, we both can mask it well; mostly by avoiding each other in public or by delving into the conversations or into the situations we find ourselves in. On the off chance that Adriana and I are in the same place we talk casually. Our one night stand does not seem to be looming over us as much anymore.
After a few months of settling back into London, I moved into my own place on Jackson Street. I also opened up a pub, named Rourke, near Trafalgar’s Square. My first fully committed relationship since Maya, besides his work, occurred when he was given a Beagle by his mother upon his return to London. Her name is Harley, and I am in love with this four legged girl. She and I could not be happier.
At the age of twenty-six, I began a relationship with the then twenty-two year old Sullivan Sister. It was nothing too serious, just a truly beneficial relationship for the both of us; the kind of relationship that I liked. It lasted for a few months and then we came to a mutual decision to end the relationship, we are still good friends.
After the Sullivan Sister, I began a fling with Adrina Williams. She was my youngest conquest at the age twenty. The relationship lasted for a very short while after she had broken up with her previous boyfriend, Sullivan Brother. The Sullivan Brother was never a big fan of me, more so now; especially since I had a fling with his younger sister and his ex-girlfriend.
Currently I am single and in the process of chasing Gibb Sister One. This annoys Collins Brother Two’s good friend, Montgomery Brother One. But I could care less. Gibb Sister one is an interesting character. I feel as if I can be my true self when I am around her. I feel at ease and comfortable. Besides, I like a challenge and a little bit of competition. Gibb Sister One will call me out on all of my antics. The two of us grew up together attending the same schools and growing up in the same neighborhood.
We shall see where this leads…
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Ethan Patrick Collins